by gray April 24, 2005
Get the cellfuck mug.A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.
"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."
by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009
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The jump that occurs when you have your cell phone on vibrate, and someone calls it when it is close to your crotchal area. Usually accompanied by the humorous phrase "I'm vibrating". It is usually in your pocket when it says crotchal area, but see 'Texas Chili Bowl" for another kind of crotchal cellular jump experience
I was talking to my friend Mitch and I jumped out of my desk when my girlfriend called me, and gave me a cellular startle ....Actually it felt kinda' good.
by Kevin R. Miller May 18, 2006
Get the Cellular Startle mug.by The Epic Cellist May 16, 2009
Get the Cellowned mug.The inexplicable affliction that prevents one from maintaining the speed limit or driving within the lines while talking to someone on the cell phone. Curiously, holding a conversation with someone sitting in the seat next to you has no affect on coordination or control.
by Claude ReManes April 27, 2011
Get the cellular disorder mug.The marks made on the back of your legs when you sit on a chair for too long in short shorts or a short skirt.
I got a really bad celluline in lectures today.
Look at the back of Kylie’s legs - that’s bad celluline, man.
Look at the back of Kylie’s legs - that’s bad celluline, man.
by simburg April 21, 2019
Get the celluline mug.A slang term for a contest in which two or more men line up and take their pants off in an attempt to measure who has the longer penis.
by itssojoever June 29, 2021
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