carbonoid

The stuff in chocolate that makes yellow labrador retrievers yellow.

Bobo (yellow lab): Hey dad, if you don't give me that chocolate RIGHT now, I'm going to turn gray tonight from carbonoid deficiency!

Dad: Too bad. Chocolate is not for dogs.

Bobo: I'M NOT A DOG!

by Bobotheniceyellow September 5, 2011

Girls who eat carrots

The best kind of girls. Used by the one and only Louis Tomlinson.

Definition of word: the girls that Tommo likes.
Used in a sentence: I like girls who eat carrots

by thechOnce December 28, 2020

pinche cabron

Translated from spanish "fucking ass hole"

That guy just cut me off... Pinche cabron.

by super-adam June 25, 2006

Carbon buttprint

A brown stain found on the back of someone's underwear.

I need to reduce my carbon buttprint.

You can start by doing a better job wiping your ass.

by J Scotts January 16, 2009

Paulie Carbone

Shit was SO cash.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone

by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008

Peas & Carrots

Meaning: I love you, we belong together, we go well together.

Actually a Forrest Gump reference: "We goes together like peas and carrots."

Forrest and Jenny were always taking walks together, they were like Peas & Carrots.

Mary-Jane: "I love you, Harry."
Harry: "Peas & Carrots, Mary Jane!"

by futuristic_testicles August 15, 2008

Cabronista

A person who is a cabron among other cabrons. A family of cabrons have many cabronistas, in the friendly sense. When no one is any better than his or her friend.

My cabronistas and I are going to McDonalds to have pie.

by Nico Naco May 1, 2004