Card Swipe

The act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your asscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. Very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. There is also a small chance to leave some Afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your asspubes.

To get back at my ex-girlfriend, I card swiped her phone.

by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011

Card Stomp

The intent to royally defeat one or more people in a trading card game.

"Let's go card stomp the people at the local comic shop"

by Chris Springs November 25, 2013

No Card Stud

1. A man that is way out of his league with the ladies. 2. A man who is a level 3 or 4 going after level 10 women.

Do you see this guy? Is he really trying to hit on me? He is a No Card Stud. What the hell is he thinking!

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

7 card stud

A game of poker where each player gets 7 cards and tries to make the best five card poker hand out of each. Each player is dealt 2 cards down and 1 up. The player with the highest showing card is the first to start the 1st round of betting by "checking" or betting. After that round of betting each player who has not folded their hand yet is dealt another card face up. There is then a 2nd round of betting on this card starting with the person who shows the highest hand. There is then a 3rd card dealt face up to each player who is still in the hand, followed by a 3rd round of betting. Then there's the 4th card dealt face up to everyone still in with more betting taking place. The next card is the 5th and final card and it is dealt face down to each remaining player. Everyone then bets again then the hand is over. The person who makes the best 5 card poker hand wins the pot!

Jim: Hey do you feel like playing some texas holdem tonight?

Rob: No, I'd rather play some 7 card stud because I'm sick of having to use community cards against mornos who constantly get lucky and suckout on my ass.

Jim: Yeah me too, good idea hahahah

by sm0kestack October 22, 2008

card shark

A person who is very good at playin cards; like poker, blackjack, etc. Many times they hustle you.

Yo, that mofucker over there is one bad card shark, dude.

by Dutch July 10, 2003

Card stock

The type of cardboard for cheap people

Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020

green card soldier

Generic catch-all term for non-citizen enlistees in the United States Armed forces. The history of foreign nationals being recruited into the US Army is one that goes all the way back to the Revolutionary War and has continued to the present day in the form of Military Accessions Vital to the National Interest (MAVNI) and other programs that allow non-citizens to join, granting them citizenship in exchange for honorable service. Although theoretically only open to legal, documented residents, there have been many instances of undocumented immigrants, particularly recipients of the DREAM Act, enrolling in the past.

This practice has, in recent years, been largely undermined by the administration of Donald Trump, a man who has never served a day of his life on account of his "bonespurs."

America is betraying it's green card soldiers.

by garcalej August 21, 2018