camel bladder

One who can hold their piss for long as times.

6 hour road car ride

"How have you not had to pee yet?"
"I have camel bladder"

by dickfaggotson May 20, 2016

camel cum

A piccalilli flavoured juice, expelled from a camels testicles when sufficiently aroused, often drizzled on plates as a decorative jus in posh restaurants.

Mmmm... this camel cum is a lovely accompaniment to this samosa.

by SamosaDip August 10, 2017

underwater camel

Similar in nature to that of an overwater camel, however this vertebrate skims the ocean floor in search of underwater grass. It stores water in it's humps in order to breathe for longer periods of time. The underwater camel is native to Ottawa, and generally live alone because of the cold weather, however occasionally they may mate with a backwards deer to create an underwater deer camel.
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The great underwater camel of 1923
>"How to catch a deercamel" A Spike Lee original

by Fluis Cunders December 4, 2013

crusty camel

A basic bitch who doesn’t shower enough

Did you smell Emily today, she’s such a crusty camel

by Stoaffer December 23, 2017

strain out a camel

to take a massive shit.

I missed most of Passion of the Christ because I had to go strain out a camel.

by Queen Buttrix January 12, 2016

cameledgie

a cameledgie is a compound word describing the instance of a woman displaying both a camel toe and a wedgie.

'That's disgusting; those shorts give her a cameledgie.'

'I can see her cameledgie when she stands close to me.'

by crass1642 November 17, 2013

camel stomp

When a female smushes her vagina on a sleeping person's face. The female version of a T Bag.

C'mon Susie, let's go give Raul a camel stomp for passing out first at the party.

by Allan G September 12, 2006