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Canadian Soccer

Canadian soccer is played all over the world. It involves an ice rink, sticks, and 2 goals. It is sometimes referred to as "hockey".
"Dude, you wanna go play some canadian soccer?"
"Sorry man, I have homework to do."
by Dwight Powers March 31, 2009
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Canadian Standoff

A situation in which both parties are too nice to let themselves win at the other's expense. The opposite of a Mexican standoff.

For example, if two Canadians arrive simultaneously at a narrow doorway, each is likely to stand aside and invite the other to cross first, and so on, until they both give up, set up camp for the winter, and offer each other a beer.
When we were watching the game last night, my buddy and I got ourselves into a real Canadian standoff over the last slice of bacon pizza. It just ended up going cold.
by Tom Megginson October 17, 2005
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Canadian Wax Job

Peeling a piece of duct tape off your skin, thereby removing any hair that was underneath the duct tape. Usually painful.
Jane: *shrieks in pain and agony*
Dick: What the hell was that?
Jane: Oh, just gave myself a Canadian Wax Job.
by queenlofod September 7, 2009
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Canadian Haircut

The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.
Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.
by Simon Pheonix December 9, 2009
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Canadian Swish

A basketball shot that just hits the net, but doesn't go in. The ball goes below the rim and doesn't touch anything but net.
Man, that kid is so bad, he just through up a canadian swish.
by logmaster13 April 24, 2010
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bearded canadian

A sex act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of Canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person's face in a beard-like manner.
That bearded canadian that Dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.
by JPC254 August 14, 2006
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Canadian Grappling Hook

During the act of kicking someone in the balls you get you foot lodged behind their sack and pull towards you, acting as a sort of grappling hook.
When Jordan was pissing Steve off, Steve Canadian Grappling Hooked Jordan which immediatly caused him to shut up
by StevK442 March 29, 2010
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