Get the Calvinmug. “Your such a Calvin”
by NotCalvinn August 1, 2019
Get the Calvinmug. a calvin is someone who.... well lets just say beware.... he will EAT U ALIVE!! every one stay clear of the ugly douche crap!
by greenfrogs January 7, 2012
Get the calvinmug. Calvin’s are very loyal but can be very weird. They like to suck off all there friends and just can be cruel once and awhile
by Acoldsith November 13, 2018
Get the Calvinmug. Nearest relative to Kelvin ie... degrees Kelvin a measrue of both hot and cold...much like this persons basketball skills, except he is usually cold. So cold that he is usually red or black, red like Nebraska and black like the black shirts....both of which suck.... oh yeah and red and black may be his new hair color, mixed with a little dander.
by big deacon December 14, 2008
Get the calvinmug. One. Ugly. Asshole. Who is like a pervert at times. Need to fix its facial shit. He is very disgusting and annoying and gives off a stalker vibe. He always attempts to get close to young girls. Always get rejected. Never be able to find love with that ugly face of his. He needs to fix his ugly ass gace becore he finds love so he will not get rejected again. But it will take hid whole live to look average. Never get a calvin in your life. You will regret meeting one. Its a nightmare.
Person 1: Is that calvin???
Person 2: I think so. He is so frraking ugly though. I feel like vomiting. He is totally not my type.
Person 2: I think so. He is so frraking ugly though. I feel like vomiting. He is totally not my type.
by Sexy vibrator June 17, 2018
Get the Calvinmug. One who shakes himself apart at the wrists. Mostly German. Tends to spit when he talks, so much so that he coats anyone or anything he speaks to. Leaves food particles from flossing all over the mirror. Has loose bowels; leaves a coating of shit all over the toilet seat. One who has no respect for others
by Charlie K. April 17, 2019
Get the Calvinmug.