calories

The energy that is in food or drinks.

"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024

hippie calorie

One hippie calorie is equivalent to 1mg of THC.

That gummy I ate had 20 hippie calories.

by Gonads77 February 21, 2025

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021

Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.

Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

High Caloried

A heavyset person who consumes a lot of calories, resulting in obesity.

She is a high caloried person who talks about men online.

by The Queen Of Accountability February 24, 2025

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021