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calculus

a chronic illness, usually fatal, caused by extreme stress continuous confusion; symptoms include palpitations of the heart and endless depression (dysthymia).
I feel like my head is gonna explode, this calculus is killing me.
by -C&C March 11, 2011
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ap calculus

"That test was AP Calculus"
by Captain Darko June 21, 2004
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reverse caligula

A sexual position/act where the woman pretends that the man is Caligula, and she is the horse, and revenge is afoot.

Taken from a Questionable Content guest comic by Something Positive author, Randy Milholland.
Last night I asked my girlfriend to perform a reverse Caligula. She said neigh.
by a clever stratagem July 23, 2010
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Calculus

It's a type of hard plaque generally found on teeth.
Dude, I've got calculus...
by A equals A April 12, 2005
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calculus

Calculus is a generic term referring to any form of mathematics which has axioms and at least one fundamental theory. Some examples of mathematics that can be categorized as calculus are: algebra, geometry, arithmetic, etc.

Due to corruption of the definition over time, in modern usage "calculus" almost exclusively refers to "The Calculus." The Calculus is also known as "Newton's Calculus," or "Leibniz’s Calculus" depending on who you ask. Mathematics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Leibniz’s Calculus" and physics majors tend to refer to The Calculus as "Newton's Calculus.”
Any Given Major: "I need help with my calculus homework."
Physics Major: "Are you referring to 'Newton's Calculus?'"
Math Major: "I think you mean 'Leibniz's Calculus'"
Physics Major: “No, I mean ‘Newton’s Calculus,’ because Newton slapped Leibniz around like a step-child at Wal*Mart.”
Math Major: sob sob
by Andrew April 4, 2005
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calculus

A topic that most people don't understand because they're too stupid.
Some have a superficial understanding of this topic.
implicitly differentiate x^2 + y^2 = 2, biatch!!
by LeonC March 30, 2004
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doing calculus homework

A clean way of saying "masturbating". Normally people will leave the invoker alone, because calculus demands concentration, creating the ultimate situation of aloneness.
Dude, go the hell away, I'm doing calculus homework.
by taylurrrrr December 15, 2008
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