dirty calamari

The object of much veneration and derision as well, the anus. Also known as the rosebud, balloon knot, starfish, brown eye, back door, and many other terms.

Jimmy loved the taste of Jane's dirty calamari and rimmed her every chance he got.

by NavyRhino June 1, 2018

sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.

A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019

Floppy Calamari

When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.

“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”

by Crackston June 6, 2021

AFH Calamity

When you get a cramp while you’re taking a number 1

Larry: Dude I went through the AFH Calamity at the movies yesterday!
Porter: When you get a cramp while peeing?!

Larry: Precisely!

by ATG6923 May 5, 2022

Greek Calamine

In french, the phenomenon is only seen in Greece. It's abstract.

Geoffrie: You know the Greek Calamine?
Alecksis: Yes

by The New Jersey Times December 19, 2022

Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023

calamari resleeve

When an anus has been so damaged by sexual congress it has to be replaced with a peice of calamari transplanted into the spincter.

that sluts ass has been pounded so much she needs a calamari resleeve

by onewhteshoe April 16, 2009