cactus budding

When a man has herpes along the shaft of his penis, and the herpes grow hairs, similar to a cactus budding with its prickles.

Tashawn: "Man I thought it was bad when I had herpes, but now I'm CACTUS BUDDING!!"
Joe: "Damn dawg, that's wack ass shit."

by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017

Cactush

Cactush: The condition of a person who has new pubic hair growth on her genitals and is prickly and uncomfortable for her partner.

“Honey you need to shave, your Cactush is a little rough on me.”

by Tjeh69 April 16, 2018

cactus friend

A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.

Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.

I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.

by Gayth June 4, 2018

Cactus Subtweet

On Twitter a subtweet that gets Direct Messaged to you so you know it is about you.

Julia cactus subtweeted me today, i know because she DM'd it to me.

These cactus subtweets are getting out of hand

by ZiggitZaggle October 15, 2021

Glass cactus

A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.

Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."

by Clich January 19, 2014

Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind

I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.

by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019

Doral Academy Cactus Campus

dacc is the most absurd school you’ll see, it’s a k-8 school and the halls are so tight. everyone goes out in the halls at the same time, so it’s 3rd graders trying to not get trampled by 8th graders who are pushing 6th graders. there’s no diversity. there’s 2 black people in our grade and everyone else is white or filipino. they’re entitled and so are the teachers. they created a thing called “cbt” which stands for “community building time” ; less aggressive detention. chewing gum? cbt. phone in your hand in the hall? cbt. they don’t have enough money to be a private school so they make us pay for uniforms and call it “charter” school. they have shitty public lunches and teachers bully students as well as students bullying students. there aren’t any good sports like lax, baseball, softball, hockey, tennis, swim, and track. only football, basketball, soccer, and volleyball. on the topic of sports, we only have 3 real sport coaches. what i mean, is that the volleyball coach is also the media teacher. i’ve been going here for 4 years and im glad its my last. we aren’t getting a good education. none of us have any motivation to do work but ask for homework anyway because we’ve been told “it helps us grow” when the only thing it does is piss our peers off. i pray for the teachers at our highschools who have to put up with our bad work ethics and “can we do a project” or “what about homework” bullshit ;)

freshman boy 1 - why does that girl keep asking about the homework. the teacher doesn’t want to grade it and we don’t want to do it
freshman boy 2 - she came from doral academy cactus campus
freshman boy 1 - oh fuck

by diaryofawimpyhoe November 10, 2019