custard cannon

the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.

i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon

by jizzcock June 16, 2003

custard hug

The act of hugging a relative who is visiting, usually on a surprise visit that happened just after you've masturbated onto your stomach, leaving no time for cleanup

Aunt Judy showed up at the absolute wrong time, but I didn't have time to change so she got a custard hug

by RedNick73 September 16, 2017

vanilla custard

When two African Americans insert there penis in the nostrils of an Anglo-Saxon woman and ejectulate. Thus creating a jizzy runny nose called a vanilla custard

Dude I heard Jamal and Tyron gave brittnay a vanilla custard

by Chadthefran April 9, 2017

Pink Custard

Cum mixed with blood

Bitch was on her period so I gave her pink custard.

by The Game Of Toast May 16, 2015

[canadian custard]

when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)

the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.

by JDursse January 3, 2009

custard sacks

Slang term for a mans testicles.

that prozzie was a right goer.
I Smashed her back door in all night till I fired my load from my custard sacks right in her dung box.

by Lord Gannet V March 2, 2020

Custard Pop

The post coital penis. When you bust your nut custard in your girl’s vag or ass and after withdrawal, she graciously orally inhales your juice covered chubster and cleans you off.

Rachel is such a gracious young lover. She always takes the custard pop.

She wasted no time enveloping her hot mouth around my custard pop.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018