Custard Pie

The act of urinating and ejaculating in unison

Dude I did the craziest custard pie last night, cum and piss flew everywhere

by Mr.Stonk & Big Tuna July 15, 2021

custard monkey

someone that resembles a chimpanzee dipped in spunk.

she looked like a right custard monkey..did ya shag her with beer goggles?

by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009

Custard shooter

A name for a penis

I'm going to put your custard shooter in my beef flaps

by Badwolf0224 July 8, 2017

Custard creaming

Custard creaming: when a girl sleeps with 2 or more men without washing inbetween.

"Hey man that girl over there is a right dirty bitch, heard she was custard creaming last week"

by Wonder Welly July 10, 2017

custard's last stand

Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents

It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

custard tits

Custard Tits is usually a term used for a chick with sloppy, saggy tits. The name comes from the sloppiness of the breast, which can be related to the feeling of custard in a plastic bag.

'Damn that bitches tits are sloppy. Goddamn custard tits."

by WooS July 17, 2006

custard pie

V. To Custard Pie

From the age old tradition of a clown throwing a custard pie at another clown or member of the audience, this phrase has come to mean when someone humiliates someone on a personal level either by accident, or on purpose.

To custard pie someone is to not notice, be it on purpose or accidentally, that a person has spoken to you, waved at you, blown a kiss at you etc.

If a person waves at someone across the street, and the other person carries on walking, for whatever reason, the wavee is said to have 'custard pied' the waver.

This phenomenon is usually followed closley by a snide remark of the person who has just been custard pied, or an aquiantance saying something such as "You need some help cleaning that pie off your face?"

Man in Street 1: "Hey buddy! Good to see you? How you been? High Five!"
Man in Street 2 walks on
Man in Street 1's Girlfriend to Man in Street 1: "Haha! You just got custard pied!"
Man in Street 1: "Give me a hand with this all this pie?"

by Howester January 27, 2008