Curly headed fuck

Term used to characterize a man or woman that has curly hair and is disliked.

Brennan: "Yeah well your just a big fat curly headed fuck!"
Dale: "Oh yeah"
Brennan: "Yeah"
Dale: "Im a curly headed fuck?"

by Todd Schultz August 14, 2009

curly hair

Some of the prettiest hair you can find

Im glad Angel didn't cut his curls yet. Everytime I see him I want to scream QUE LINDO.....VAMOS A TIRAR.

Im glad I have curly hair, straight hair is so BORING.

by E Angelisa December 27, 2006

Carlson Handshake

The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.

My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!

by juggler61 January 25, 2012

cheese curled

When someone randomly jams a finger into the ass hole of a friend as a prank.

Awwww, he just got cheese curled

by Tduck December 22, 2014

kensington curbstomp

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.

"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"

by klas August 30, 2006

Curly Murali

The hairy mass of feces and/or toilet paper that results when pulling the attached anal hairs out when extracting a dingleberry.

My wife jumped out of bed in fear when she thought she saw a spider on the sheets, only to moan in disgust when she realized it was a stray Curly Murali I had plucked from my ass.

by cromedream69 February 8, 2007

Jheri Curl

A popular hairstyle in the African-American community especially in the 1980's. This haircut was, as the previous entry says, a perm that loosens up the naturally tightened curls and makes the hair nice and bouncy as a result. The major downside to this hairdo was the extreme amount of maintenance it required to keep it looking pretty. Tons of hair care products made for a lot of greasy situations (no pun intended). Many jokes were actually aimed at this downside, see Coming To America (1988 film starring Eddie Murphy).

When Ricky got up off the leather sofa, his Jheri Curl left a greasy, oily stain where his head used to be. Guess how long that mess took to clean up.

by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009