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dirt box crusader

A guy who likes to give a lot of anal action only a regular basis.
Joe gets a lotta ass, he's a dirt box crusader.
by minges and all April 15, 2003
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keyboard crusader

A person who spends hours on the internet(mostly YouTube) everyday, trying to sway the minds of anonymous people by posting politically or socially based propaganda, because they are incapable of debating in person. In other words: a mentally unstable person, with far too much time on their hands.
" Man I can't stand that guy. He is always trolling the same videos posting the same rhetoric day in, day out."

" Aw, forget about him, he's a fucking keyboard crusader."
by Tough actin Tinactin February 14, 2012
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Clitoris Crusader

Someone who takes ownership over the clit; the master of satisfaction
Dude, I totally put my cape on and was the clitoris crusader last night!
by gerta sanders November 24, 2010
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cornstarch crusader

“them damn cornstarch crusaders are back in black people business again.. “
by stellaohlala January 26, 2022
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Thumbed Crusader

(Noun, Vulgar)
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).
"Sen, the Thumbed Crusader, came home to de-grease his favourite appendage following an active night of thumb-crusading." {Modern - 2OTH C.}
by Hamroll November 8, 2006
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crusades

A popular pastime during Middle Ages in which participants celebrated the King of Peace by raping and slaughtering every Muslim in sight. Generally considered the beginning of the age-old Christian tradition of killing those who are different from them.
Muslim: Welcome to Jerusalem!
Crusader: (cuts Muslim's head off) Yay crusades!
by nehpets ttelfihs December 29, 2010
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The Caped Crusader

A common nickname for Batman. Another one is The Dark Knight.
The Caped Crusader is probably NOT what the next Batman movie will be called.
by joey1214 February 2, 2009
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