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The Crocodile

The crocodile is when a person puts their thumb, index finger and middle finger into a woman's cooter, while at the same time sliding their ring and pinky fingers into her pooper. It's basically the next generation of the shocker (two in the juice, one in the caboose)...but it adds a little more pleasure to the spocker. This method of pleasure is named the crocodile because once the fingers go their directions, the hand resembles a crocodile with it's gaping maw.
For some reason, I've been giving out a lot of crocodiles lately...guess all those shockers we gave out in the 90s really loosened things up for The Crocodile to proliferate
by 960xxx October 22, 2018
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Crocoduck

One of the most prominant icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispeling all arguements in favour of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.
Kirk Cameron: All throughout the fossil record and life, we don't find one of these; a Crocoduck. There's just nothing like it!
by Naton May 29, 2007
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an overwhelming amount of cum resulting in a flood
She sucked me so hard, I clooded my condo.
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crocodiling

Speaking another language in front of another person who is speaking Esperanto
We were having a nice conversation in Esperanto, but then he started crocodiling me with rapid-fire Spanish.
by OtherScorpionfish August 16, 2018
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crondizzle

the stickest, ickiest, gankiest form of cronic know to man.
yo man i just smoked me a blunt of dat crondizzle!
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crocodotting

Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from crocodile to crocodile across a river, fjord, marshland, or other body of water with intent to cross or traverse said crocodile dotted body of water.
"Crocodotting aimlessly through the congo, Wilfred tugged listlessly at his adventure beard, his thoughts bearing the fruits of his erstwhile leaping and cavorting."
by John Knowles Williams January 1, 2009
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cloodle

Sherry wanted to try something kinky so she tied her boyfriend to the bed and took a feather duster to his cloodle.
by The'A'Team April 8, 2014
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