Crocoduck

One of the most prominant icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispeling all arguements in favour of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.

Kirk Cameron: All throughout the fossil record and life, we don't find one of these; a Crocoduck. There's just nothing like it!

Crocoduck by Naton May 29, 2007

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cocofuck

When someone gets hot coconut juice and pours it into a woman's vagina, boobs, lovesack, and mouth while making love, causing the woman not to know which is ccnut juice and which is the male's ejaculation. This is best done when the female is blindfolded.

"Last night was so crazy dude... Carly and I fucked eachother's brains out," Bob said.
"Seriously?" asked Philip dumbfounded.
"Yeah we cocofucked and everything," Bob admitted smiling.
"But she's my girlfriend..." cried Philip.

cocofuck by TruthaboutMe January 25, 2010

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Crocoduck • Crocafuck • crocodicle • Chocofuck • cockducker • cocofuck • Cocofuckin'nuts

Cocofuckin'nuts

Expression of Disbelief,Disgust.Insane.

Cocofuckin'nuts! Did you see that Flying Saucer? Wrecked the car again? Well,Cocofuckin'nuts.That noise is going to drive me Cocofuckin'nuts!

Cocofuckin'nuts by Waboa February 13, 2009

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Chocofuck

To have or do the action of sexual intercourse or any other sexual action involving obscene amount of chocolate in any form or kind (milk chocolate, vanilla, dark chocolate ect.)

"Go get the chocolate, we're gonna chocofuck tonight."

Chocofuck by Chocobeast June 17, 2011