vegan cig

a flimsy excuse to leave a situation all while sounding nice, pretentious, and maybe a little edgy

short for vegan cigarette

yeah i can't with this, i'm gonna go smoke a vegan cig

the things i'd do for a vegan cig right now

he left to smoke his vegan cig or whatever

by flashmobgary March 29, 2023

slap a cig

to ask someone if they have an extra cigarette for you or to ask if they want to go smoke one

-Damn, I got a 4% on my math test, I need to go slap a cig.

-Shit, I'm out of cigs, you mind if I slap one?

by captain insano32 March 14, 2011

nig cig

a cigarette that is typically smoked by black people in the United States. Usually menthols, newport and COOLs in particular.

Me: yo dude, can i bum a square?
Other guy: yeah dude.
Me: What are we smokin'?
Other Guy: Newport.
Me: Nig Cigs?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Nigga please!

by uro-feces August 15, 2006

phantom cig

When it feels as if you have a cigarette lodged behind your ear, even though you don't. Commonly experienced by smokers who often hold cigs there temporarily. Also known as a phantom fag (in the UK).

Two people go for a smoke; smoker A pulls a cig out from behind their ear and lights up.

Smoker B: *checks pockets* "Aw shit. Hey mate, do you mind if I borrow one?"

Smoker A: Oh sure *checks ear despite fag already in hand* oh wait, I'm already smoking that one. Stupid phantom cig.

by WolfsbaneT9 January 27, 2014

butt cig

when you put a cigarette in your buttcrack then give it to your friend.

We put the butt cigg in Ivy's swamp ass then gave it to Hanny and she smoked it without knowing,

by Tadoemyboi July 19, 2017

blast a cig

Smoking a cigarette very fucking quickly. Usually on a break at work or between smoking bowls/blunts.

You: Blast a cig?
Me: Bet.

20 secs later...

You: Slow down! That cherry looks like a light saber!!
Me: Well shit, you're just now lighting up?

by SmopeDoker October 30, 2011

spicy cig

A cigarette laced with just a little bit of marijuana. Not as strong as a joint, mostly just baccy.
A spicy cig is to a spliff, as a shandy is to a sherry.

Also known as a hot fag.

"Hey bro, is that a joint you're sparking?" "Nah man, it's just a spicy cig before bed"

by FelixDaHouseCat November 27, 2019