Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.

Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.

by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019

dirty caterpillar

A man takes a shit, and freezes it. Then while in foreplay, pretends it is a caterpiller and wiggles it up his girlfriend/boyfriends rectum.

Ohhh, here comes the Dirty Caterpillar!!

by Cf200392 June 12, 2017

Horny caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs

Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!

by anonymous October 22, 2023

chair caterpillar

a caterpillar that eats chair and is extremely extinct

I wish i had seen a chair caterpillar

by computer 911811711611511411131 September 23, 2018

Caterpillar Wrestling

When two people wiggle their eyebrows against eachother and the first person to pull away loses.

We got really high and had a caterpillar wrestling tournament.

by rzrbrn April 1, 2022

sleepy caterpillar

When a guys dick gets limp and the girl smacks it on her face a few times to get it hard again.

Ex.
Calebs dick got limp and grace did the sleepy caterpillar

by Jonahthegreat March 10, 2017

caterpillar tracks

Caterpillar Tracks are a nutritious alternative to an otherwise unheathy lifestyle. Comprised of two of America's all time favorite delicay's; S'more's Pop-Tarts and peanut butter & jelly, it offers a source of protien and not to mention packed full of fiber.
How to make Caterpillar Tracks:
1. Toast S'mores Pop-Tart in toaster oven
2. Turn over so icing side faces down
3. Spread one layer of peanut butter
4. Spread one layer of raspberry preserves
5. enjoy silly!

see: caterpillar tracks

by adam with help (but not much) from other adam November 8, 2007