Bloody Buttocks

A term used as an exclamation when caught by surprise or also used when one is dumb-founded.

Bloody Buttocks, Watson! Professor Moriarty, has once again eluded us by covering his tracks.

by Joe Nalgas February 5, 2010

Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack

A person of low intellect, low or no personality or one who, no matter how hard they try, can't touch anything or undertake any task without it turning into poop but still thinks they are the bomb.

"There goes Tom"
"yeah, he's the Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack."

by Agent472007 April 25, 2010

buttcracking hot

a typical summer day when the heat is un bearable.

marc stepped out of the pub and exclaimed geezus what a buttcracking hot day it is!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

Horizontal Buttcrack

A totally regular and very common butt crack, like mine

Can you believe that there's people out there that have vertical butt cracks? Not normal completely common horizontal buttcracks like yours and mine.

by nonvertical September 5, 2018

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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

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by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

buttock

the most polite way possible to swear

Emilio Post: I'm leaving you for your best friend.
Emily Post: Oh buttock.

by Slumdog January 17, 2009

buttlick

Funny word used in the movie 'Anger Management' by the kid that gives wedgies.

How do you like me now buttlick?

by asswipe September 26, 2003