Bullshit Job

a form of paid employment that is so completely pointless, unnecessary, or pernicious that even the employee cannot justify its existence even though, as part of the conditions of employment, the employee feels obliged to pretend that this is not the case.

"off to work at my bullshit job, hopefully, I can find something to do today."

by labourinst. January 9, 2019

Anime Bullshit

Any character whose behavior is overly-flamboyant, bubbly, and excessively enthusiastic in such a way that makes the viewer feel embarrassment. Anime bullshit also pertains to any character who is acting way too serious opposite a sickeningly rosy character. This does not apply to all anime and is not limited to Japanese animation.

Good examples include Tidus from Final Fantasy X or any of Misa Amane and Light Yagami's conversations in Death Note.

I tried to watch Tank Girl, but there's just too much anime bullshit

by Beloved Royal Viking September 17, 2017

1-800-BULLSHIT

Calling Bullshit taken to the extreme, as in bullshit on steroids that are on steroids

Normal Bullshit:
Weakling:I just finished a marathon!!!
You:I'm calling Bullshit

1-800-BULLSHIT:
Biggest Nerd Ever:I got laid!
You:*takes out phone and dials 1-800-BULLSHIT

by x_X_x_RPFLCOPTER_x_X_x September 19, 2015

Bullshifters

The name of Ellis' high school truck club, as seen on his shirt in the video game Left4Dead 2. It is a play on words; "shifters" referring to trucks/cars, and if you haven't already figured it out, the whole word sounds like "bull shitters".

I sabotaged the Bullshifters meeting with donkey poo.

by devlinne February 18, 2010

vanilla bullshit

n. Slang for Coffee;
usually served in Starbucks, Costa Coffee or Cafe Nero. When all you want is a white coffee, but you have to wade through all the different types: Mocha, Frappucino, Skinny Latté, etc.

From: Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got."

by A lads glum loin January 15, 2007

Bullshit and a Half

adjective used when just calling a situation bullshit is inadequate

Teacher: by the way you have a 12 page paper due online by midnight
Student: This is bullshit and a half!

by RobertAllenZimmerman December 2, 2010

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.

Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.

by J. Malik May 25, 2006