nose brunch

(n) a term used to describe a midday session of cocaine use, often ritualized by line cooks during their most stressful shift of the week.

"hey, i'm beat, let's take a break real quick for a nose brunch"

by chefgirlRD August 8, 2014

Berlin Brunch

Almost like a Blumpkin, were one is shitting and getting head at the same time while smoking a blunt or joint. If a bong if used it is the moon over my hammy

I hope that my girl has the weed broken up cause I need to take a shit and I could use a Berlin Brunch

by Kenny H. Scotti C. December 16, 2008

Reconnaissance Brunch

When you all go to brunch together 'sex and the city' like, and talk about the shit that just happened the night before it's called reconnaissance brunch. Getting intel on last night's misdeeds.

Oh Samantha, I only come to these Reconnaissance Brunches to hear about your antics the previous night.

by Electromagnet May 20, 2011

counter-brunch

a meal lovingly and proudly described in great detail in response to a meal lovingly and proudly described in great detail for the purpose of arousing jealousy.

I talked to Kay about my runny eggs, and got hit with an epic counter-brunch. I'm so hungry.

by counterbruncher August 4, 2014

Brunch Bro

a bro who goes above and beyond the call of duty of friend ship, is always by your side no matter what

Joe: How come you and Kevin always chill together?
Steven: We're Brunch Bros, duh.

by whattoput August 7, 2016

brunch babe

A basic becky who enjoys matcha french toast, french bulldogs, and summer dresses. Oh, and most importantly a 4-hour bottomless mimosa carb-fest with her bitches on a Saturday, and then a Sunday, and then on nearly every federal holiday wherein most of their time is spent communally swiping on each-others tinder profiles, one-upping each other's shrill cackling like they just heard the greatest joke of all time, sharing the most recent delicious gossip, or blankly staring into their phones ignoring one another after the alcohol and sugar sets in and they are reminded that no amount of putting on the airs of happiness and contentment and bossbabemanship can cover up their sense of low self-worth.

Becky: "Oh-em-gee bitches, cheers to that! Fuck men, but also...let's FUCK SOME MEN" belches

all clinking mimosa glasses, some of them spilling on themselves, others breaking a glass, and still others finding a drunken way to cheers the air due to not being able to see the glasses in front of them

Chanting in unison: "Brunch babes and basic bitches unite!"

...tiffany: "...uhm, Jessica, didn't you get the memo, we're drinking mimosas today...not champagne. Duh?"

by manillakilla August 30, 2018

Brunch Hopping

The act of eating brunch with a friend or group of friends. To go to a succession of brunch spots, with a brief stay at each.

"I really can't decide between these two places for brunch this weekend"
"Let's just go brunch hopping so we can try both"
"That's crazy! But let's do it!!"

by ammoclienad June 26, 2019