blue brains

The feeling you get when you are deep in a conversation, usually gossip related, and someone stops short of revealing a secret they've been building up to for at least five minutes.

So called, because the process is somewhat similar to the way in which one is forced to endure blue balls. While with blue balls, a girl won't finish you off sexually, in blue brains the victim has yet to have their curiosity "finished off." While blue balls is more painful, blue brains is often endured for longer periods of time and cannot be remidied on one's own.

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Guy 1: Yo, you know what I heard about Lisa?
Guy 2: No, tell me.
Guy 1: Well, I really shouldn't say...
Guy 2: Come on you have to tell me!
Guy 1: I can't, I promised I wouldn't say anything.
Guy 2: Dude we've been talking about this for ages. Total blue brains.

by inquisitor December 9, 2008

Shit for brains

A shit for brains is usually heavily retarded, or this is this a gross understatement? My 40 year old sister thinks that electric cookers run off gas and she doesn't have a clue how much anything is at Poundland. She isn't just thick, she has shit for brains. Fancy calling your kids Skip? Toad? Soil? and Dildo? Fucking stupid shit for brains bitch Notwithstanding, she has very recently learnt to write her own name. Need I say more? She's a shit for brains. She's an ass wipe. She's a lude crude rude bag of pre chewed food, dude. She has the only house that you are more likely to slip on a turd inside, than outside in the street. Shit for brains also live in shit and furthermore never clean the toilet.

A shit for brains live in a smashed up stone henge's of a house, complete with boarded windows and big black and white checks up the walls. Gone is the stone furniture, gone is the scabies. She is a shit for brains along with her brand new silver woodwork and a purple wall. Shit for brains totally fucking ruin houses, no shit. Shit for brains live off Pot noodle, Frozen pizza, done in microwaves, check that grease and get pissed every day on anything remotely alcoholic. Shit for brains go out with or marry guys called Andy, who are also well and truly SHIT FOR BRAINS!

by Freddy fingers 45 October 10, 2012

Cunt For Brains

Someone lacking in any form of intelligence, common sense or even brain cells.

What the fuck are you doing, Cunt for Brains?

by AzzaPee July 30, 2010

Fuck your brains out

One of the best orgasmic sexual experiences you will have with the opposite sex it’s hardcore and savage riding and thrusting and humping making each other’s head go back again and again like wild animals the best kind of sex

(Whispers in her ear)
I will fuck your brains out

by Miao tai chi April 27, 2020

Reach young brains

To receive oral sex from a woman, specifically someone much younger.

Nick: "YOOO dom did you wheel any biddies last night?"

Dom: "Yo guy i totally got to Reach young brains last night"

by The Green Machine! March 1, 2010

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.

"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."

by Lindzko December 13, 2004

Shit For Brains

One that is sooooo stupid that he/she is brainless. He/she must not have a brain, but shit in his/her skull, therefore, he/she must have shit for brains!

Ohh my God, you fucked that up again! Man, you must have Shit For Brains!

by Trevo November 6, 2008