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bobbit

A slang term for the male genitalia
He caught his bobbit in a tool commonly found in woodshops, now he only has one testicle.
by GothicJedi June 3, 2006
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bobbitt

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt
by bill the cat October 29, 2008
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boobity foo'

1. Out of the loop; Naive; Cracker-like
And them girls was thinkin' I'm all boobity foo'.
by Roy Franklin Harmon IV February 26, 2003
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bobbiting

The process of getting your dick chopped off by some crazy bitch. Named after John Bobbit.
Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!
by Psychokiller666 October 2, 2013
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Harrison Bobbitt

a really ohh sooo freakin ahhmazzzingg guy that i love more than anything in the world! he is kinda quiet, but gives the best hugs and kisses!! when im with him the rest of the world disapears!! it is like amazinnggg just like him!!
he knows just what to say whenever it needs to be said! he isnt a goodie goodie but not so much a bad boy either
he has the most awesome eyes ever!! i loveee himm soo muchhh!!!
Harrison Bobbitt- an awesome guy
by Shortie-Nicole July 7, 2009
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blobbity blob

The onomatopoeia for chemicals oozing through a test tube.
I mixed some chemicals together, and the concoction is going "blobbity blob" through the test tube.
by Seshie August 23, 2008
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Bobbitted

The act of having your penis dismembered by an ex. Named after Lorena Bobbitt after she sliced off her husband's penis
Jack is going to get bobbitted after Rose learns of his affair with Daisy.
by Venerable white dragon January 27, 2019
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