bobbiting

The process of getting your dick chopped off by some crazy bitch. Named after John Bobbit.

Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!

by Psychokiller666 October 2, 2013

Hooky-Bobbing

Hooking or grasping on to the rear bumper of a car or truck when the road is covered in snow and ice. The motorist often doesn't know the youth is squatted down behind the car hanging on to the rear bumper. The 'Hooky-Bobber' gets a free and dangerous ride. Hooky-Bobbing is mostly for a joy-ride, but can be a way to get home from school. The dangers include inhaling car exhaust, motorists traveling at high rates of speed. Rock,gravel,sand and sewer covers in the road that have melted the snow and/or ice resulting in the Hooky-Bobber to be tossed off the rear bumper. Also often times, mittens or gloves get stuck/frozen to the rear bumper.

"Dude! Look at the snow coming down! I can't wait for school to get out to go Hooky-Bobbing!"

by Raider Quinn July 20, 2008

bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.

If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018

Bobbing Ostrich

The position, NOT recommended for amateurs, and used only used by professionals... It requires a female driving the car, and a male in the passenger's seat. The female gives head to the male while she is driving and the male takes the steering wheel with one hand.

Do not attempt. (obviously)

Dude, my girl finally gave me the Bobbing Ostrich . We totally almost crashed. Dont try it!

by JohnBlue3 February 9, 2009

Bobbing for apps

Indiscriminately downloading applications on your smartphone, usually out of boredom.

I was bobbing for apps the other day and randomly came across this awesome fart soundboard.

by bol99 September 30, 2010

bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.

Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

Bobbing for Cock

When someone is so sleepy their head starts to nod in a downward motion, as if they are giving someone a blow job.

Haha! Look at Jim over there. He didn't get any sleep last night so now he is bobbing for cock.

by tatermctater April 16, 2015