bobbiting

The process of getting your dick chopped off by some crazy bitch. Named after John Bobbit.

Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!

by Psychokiller666 October 02, 2013

bobbit

A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.

That poor bobbit should have never pissed off his wife.

by Ainolketta February 19, 2005

bobbitization

To remove the sexual organ of a male human

His wife got so angry after he cheated on her that she committed a bobbitization.

by gigi q October 23, 2007

bobbit

one who cuts off the penis of their husband and/or significant other.

"omg i just pulled a bobbit ... i cut off my husband's wang!"

by Lorena April 21, 2005

bobbit

To castrate in a non-medical procedure, usually as a result of anger

When Jane found Artie in bed with her best friend, Steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into Artie's chest and bobbited Steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.

by Billy January 26, 2003

Bobbiter

One who violently removes a Membrum virile ( penis ) in a violent manner as an act of personal revenge

There is clearly a serial bobbiter on the loose

by serendipitous October 17, 2012

bobbit

to damage a mans genitils or penis severely

pimp: Yo ho get yo ass in my car right now or ill mess you up so bad yous be eating out a tube
ho: shut yo mouth no one talks to me like that. If you ever do that again i'll bobbit you.

by dr. gay March 26, 2007