Blobbin

1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something.

3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand.

"Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize."

by DBC, The Franchise, and that dirty red headed bitch June 23, 2006

blobbication

the passive activity of getting fatter

"What a shame. It's like Betsy Henderson's done nothing since graduation but blobbicate. Is that cake she's putting in her fannypack?

by SK Schindler April 27, 2005

Blob Sister

A term for female friends who are on their period simultaneously.

Are you a Blob Sister at the moment too?

by zombiemocker February 26, 2008

Blobstopper

1. A jam rag, botty cloth or tampon.
2. Brian.

Stay away from her mate, she's got the decorators round and has a blobstopper in.

by salad-dodger March 1, 2009

bloboflague

The art of camoflaguing your side blobs (aka muffin top) when getting dressed.

She changed her shirt three times, trying desperately to bloboflague her belly.

by Sarah Burrell February 16, 2009

Blobsausage

A sexy gang of 4, they love to dance sing and party all night.
If you ever come across this rare species be careful not to get on their wrong side because they wil KILL you lol
Nowadays used as a word for trouble

Woah, watch out I see Blobsausage

by Blobsausage May 10, 2014

blobledeegloo

A blobledeegloo is a big old blob of glue (a word created by Tyler Oakley, a well-known YouTuber with over 7 million subscribers).

What's that blobledeegloo doing over there?

by MADZI-POO September 16, 2016