Directioners

If you're a Directioner, you're probably a tumblr girl with so such swag it just might hurt.

Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?!
CURLS.

See, those Directioners are awesome

by dimpslikeharry October 17, 2011

Directioner

A Directioner is a person that is not only obsessed, but dedicated to One Direction, which are the five most perfect and beautiful boys in the world. A Directioner doesn't have to be someone who's been there from the start, but someone who will be there for these 5 boys till the end. Someone who won't leave the fandom after 6 months. A Directioner knows and loves absolutely everything about these boys. A Directioner always respects the boys' girlfriends, the changes they make to their bodies and any other faults they have. A Directioner will stand by these boys and defend them no matter what, through thick and thin. A Directioner is the type of person who might not have the best singing voice but will still belt out the boys' songs as loud as they can without a care in the world.

A Directioner will always remember July 23rd, 2010, the day that their world was created

Directioner: How many r's? OMG OMG IT'S A NEW PIC OF ZAYN! OMG I'm totally gonna reblog this photo of Liam. OMG I'm gonna curl my hair because Harry's hair is curly. *On The Computer Typing* OMG ONE DIRECTION ubygeyifghlghno;dgb

by Julissa.. StyPayHorLikSon August 16, 2012

Harry Styles - One Direction

Harry Styles, 17 (2011) from Cheshire is probably the hottest boy you would ever see anywhere in your life along with Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson. He's in a band called one direction and they're the best band to ever go on x factor.

Girl: Do you know Harry Styles - One Direction?
Fangirl: YES OMG HE'S SO HOT

by mrs styles November 23, 2011

Directioner

A Directioner is a person that dedicates their life to One Direction. A Directioner is one of the sassiest people you'll ever meet. Watch out for directioners!

"Don't touch her she's a Directioner"

by Directioner girl October 26, 2013

one direction

A UK band that is now on a hiAtuS. Consists of Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Harry Styles and Zayn Malik (who left in 2015). Known and loved by many for being themselves, kind, fun, caring, talented, idiotic, and funny lads who are terrible terrible dancers. Lost many fans after zayn left and the hiatus, most who switched to k-pop (no hate). They still have possibly one of the most deadliest fandoms in the world otherwise known as directioners. Aren't friends with many fandoms, except 5SOSfam and Mixers (there are others, just these are main exceptions). Unfortunately, filled with a couple of toxic people who love cancel culture (COUGH toxic solo stans and directioners COUGH). Overall, great lads who have been through a lot in their careers, and despite getting so much hate, they continue to be great people. They have music for almost every mood , and although many think of them as bubblegum pop artists (It was their first album they didn't know what they were doing) they actually have great bops, and have continued to grow with their music and their fans. Bottomline is: we stan and you should to

"the boyband of my time, one direction, yeah they were great, they had fun, great singers, but terrible terrible dancers" - louis t.

by the_English_muffin_ March 20, 2020

bi-directional smack

The process of talking smack back and forth. E.g.- between colleagues.

Usually referenced when someone is willing to talk smack, but unable to take it...

Dustin does not adhere to the principle of bi-directional smack. He talks smack, but cannot take it. Therefor he is a hypocritical clown.

by Luc February 16, 2005

Directioner

A Directioner is someone who will stand by their boys 100% they don't always go to the concert, have their room filled with posters and all that. They sit by their laptop and vote for their boys, on Tumblr, Instagram and Twitter all the time. Watch their music videos so they can break the vevo record those motherfuckers. (DIRECTIONERS HATES VEVO AND WANT TO GIVE THEM A FIGHFIVE WITH A CHAIR SO THEY DIE) they read a lot of fanfictions, and cry over how beautiful their boys are. They are done with those carrot jokes, but deep inside they will never forget those five boys on the stairs that came to the top of the world. A Directioner is dedicated, and will kill the haters. If you hate on One Direction in front of a crazy mofo she/he will kill you. A Directioner is crazy as fuck and do the most fucked up shit ever, like leaking all the shit. They leak things they dont know about, and it will still get number one in over turdy seven countries. Like wtf why are Directioners so screwed, but at the same time the most awesome fans in da world? Idk. They are the most powerful fandom in the fucking world, even animals and old fucked up people like them.

A mother fucker "I ship Haylor1!1!1!"

The Directioner "listen ya little piece of shit, fuck you i am going to kill you in ya sleep!"

B- "dude why is she screaming and breaking the room?"
"She is a Directioner... She got a fangirl attack"

C- "how do they leak everything, and get all those infomations?!"
"Because we are fab"

D- a carrot "Neil is mIne!1!1"

"Listen ya little carrot; you a a little carrot and Nialls dick is to Big for you."

by DanishMofo December 15, 2013