sir bernard lovell school 

the shittest secondary school located in bristol, england. commonly known as sbl this school holds the reputation of being a cunt.

"morning sweetie time for school!"
mum fuck off I ain't going to sir bernard lovell school it's a pile of wank

sir bernard lovell school by holyperry August 20, 2016

Dirty Bernard McGuinness

The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’

Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky

Dirty Bernard McGuinness by CleanCutBarley April 24, 2020

Andy Bernard

Easily the funniest character on The Office. Brilliantly played by Ed Helms.

Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.

Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.

His dumb little smile gets me everytime.

"just getting some face time with the boss"

"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."

-Andy bernard on life.

Andy Bernard by fontownliberal April 29, 2010

Andy Bernard

a STUPID IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL who sold his XTERRA to a SMART and CAPABLE man named DWIGHT.

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

Andy Bernard by GIVE ME A FUCKING PSEUDONYM February 1, 2020

San Francisco St. Bernard 

Homeless people who defacate on the street in the middle of the night leaving large piles which must be minded else those new Bruno Maglis or that fresh petticure won't be that new or fresh.

Newbie: I really love this new job, but walking here from the ferry, I surprised how many St. Bernards there are in the city and how few of their owners clean up after them.

Veteran: San Francisco St. Bernards? No, that's just homeless output.

San Francisco St. Bernard by Alfetta159 December 14, 2010

St. Bernard

Noble beast, known for saving men from avalanches and giving excellent legal advice.

“As your attorney, I advise you to accept the plea bargain. My fee is twenty pounds of Eukanuba.” —A St. Bernard.

St. Bernard by IkevlarI April 17, 2010

mike bernard 

A washed up has been who believes their own bullshit

Oh look there goes a "Mike Bernard" struting down the gutter.

mike bernard by get up on my level August 16, 2017