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Blitzed

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"
by Sting0592 October 11, 2009
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nigga beatz

(noun, plural noun) A genre of music that African American people typically listen to, which is more often than not created by blacks as well. This type of music consists of various types of beats thrown into one amazing song that is just made for blaring in your car and/or dancing to, possibly while you vagface some people out of your car window. The majority of songs that are categorized under the nigga beatz genre have very degrading and/or suggestive lyrics, and usually discuss the use of illegal substances.

The term "nigga beatz" can only be used, however, when in reference to gangsta music. For instance, you could not call Marvin Gaye's music "nigga beatz," because although he was black and created his own music, his music does not have the extraneous amounts of bass that is required to fall into this category.

People more commonly refer to nigga beatz as "rap," or sometimes even "hip hop."

Some popular examples of nigga beatz are Lil Wayne, Snoop Dogg, Ciara, Ludacris, Jay-Z, and Lil Jon.
"Damn, Sarah Dyke, turn those nigga beatz UP!"
by Sarah Dyke June 20, 2008
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'bitzing

Using an online travel serivce to try and find the cheapest tickets for an upcoming trip. Truncated from "Orbitzing," after the popular travel service "Orbitz.com."
After 4 hours of 'bitzing, Jenna got transatlantic flight tickets for a mere 200 dollars.
by Cosmo July 19, 2005
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A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
by fubsish August 10, 2009
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Dick Blitz

When seventeen or more raging penises invade an inadequite area, often a vagina or anus, in a lightning fast and ferocious manner. Dick Blitz may cause rashing, bleeding, loosening, and sometimes death. Often brought on by the ingestion of Spanish Clams. Clammy Spaniards are also linked to some Dick Blitz-ing cases.
Steve: "Dude, me and all the guys in my math class totally dick blitzed the substitue teacher today."
Fred: "FUCKING AWESOME!"
by Anal Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009
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beatz

John "Beatz" Holohan. Former drummer for New York rock group Bayside. Died on Halloween morning (10/31/2005) after the band's van hit a patch of ice at approximately 3:13 AM in Cheyenne, WY, after leaving their Boulder, Colorado show.
After his death many came out in support, many in monitary form to support his wife after his death.
Johnny Beatz was an awesome drummer and will be sorely missed.
by Rachel Horowitz April 16, 2006
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blitzcrap

the sudden onset of severe diarrhea
Jimmy experienced blitzcrap after his friend slipped laxatives into his drink.
by Rayman the Canadian June 26, 2008
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