beer

charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.

me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...

by spanky July 10, 2003

beer

Happiness in a bottle (keg, cup, can, shoe, bowl, or any other concieved drinking vessel).

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

by Chris the dork July 18, 2008

beer

what we drink everyday after work, its gods gift to us mankind (on par with hemp)

4 quarts of double brown seems cool but 5 is always better.

by brother_number_one July 27, 2003

beer

The only way to make your ugly girlfriend pretty.

When i drank beer my girlfriend turned sexy

by embarg0 May 26, 2006

beer

the perfect addition to marijuana, and the second best thing to hard alcohol.

a homeless man passed out on the sidewalk

by Jefe April 27, 2005

[Beer]

And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.

Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer.

by Canadian Booze Hound March 30, 2009

beer

Substance to sustain activity, fuel for life.

I need beer to survive.

by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 6, 2007