Table Breaking

The act of breaking tables but only for a laugh. Originated from Zayn Malik.

Harry: Hey Zayn what you up to today?
Zayn: Not much just gonna do some table breaking.
Harry: oh sounds good.
Zayn: i only wanna have a laugh.

by Niall Horan Nandos Freak April 25, 2012

Breaking Bad

Sometimes, life forces you to cross the line. You're going about your normal everyday routine, when suddenly something truly awful happens and all that pent-up rage you feel about your job, your marriage, your very existence, is released with unstoppable fury. Some call it "reaching the breaking point"; others call it "breaking bad."

From: http://blogs.amctv.com/breaking-bad/2007/12/classic-movie-c.php

Breaking Bad (v.) 1. to challenge convention 2. to defy authority 3. to raise hell

by RShinra March 25, 2009

breaking tackles

breaking tackles (brey-kin tak-els)
-verb

1.when a female refuses to dance with you at a party, club, or any other type of gathering where music is being played

"These hoes breaking tackles!"
"I only had 2 tackles broken tonight"

by Hakeem "The Dream" Mumtaz May 12, 2008

Breaking Down

Usually occurs late at night. Subject loses all self control and finds absolutely anything hilarious. May also do stupid shit.

John: *launches a 3000$ drone in kraigs basement at 3 A.M. while laughing uncontrollably at an image of bread*

Kraig: “John are you breaking down”

John: “NYEAH!”

by BOB SANDSTONE April 25, 2019

load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

bombs and beating hearts

The greatest folx punk band to ever grace Utah with it's presence.

I went to the punk show last night and the best band was the the folx punk band Bombs and Beating hearts.

by sp2fraggle May 21, 2009

The almighty three shoe beating

When you piss off a Norwegian kid so much he has to take off his shoes and one of yours, afterwards he pushes you to the ground and proceeds to beat you with all three shoes.

"Have you ever experienced The almighty three shoe beating!?"

by Mr.$wag February 25, 2017