nasterbate

verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.

Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?

by PWHS February 12, 2010

masterbate til bleedage

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.

Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...

by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005

masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

Bastrate

testicle without a Father

Edna had a sex change, therefor she had fake testicles making them bastrates.

by scott anderson January 7, 2004

basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011

masterbate

getting freaky with oneself.

Hellen masterbated with herself.

by aklaskldfhe November 14, 2006