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Baloner

It doesnt really have a specific definition. It is used to label whatever the hell you want.

The origin of the word is rumored to come from the combination of the words "balogna" and "boner"
I dont really know but it looks like a baloner!
by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010
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balognes

fake, phony, front, unreal, when ones acts untrue to self
Quit acting balognes!

You said you would be here by 6:00P.M. it is now 9:30 and you say you aren't showing up? Don't you think that's balognes?
by nima go hard April 9, 2011
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baloney skins

Low-profile car tires. Usually seen on tuner cars or large rims. They give the illusion of "baloney skins" due to their appearance of a thin-stretched out piece of rubber over a rim.
I'm going to blow the baloney skins off that guy!
by Ronny Cordova July 27, 2011
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Nuclear Baloney

What phoboggers try and use to sidestep the reality of all the problems surrounding Nuclear Reactors; (like Safety, Fallout and the harmful effects of all kinds of radioactive particles) usually because of their connection to the Nuclear Industry!
The Pro Nuclear Cheerleaders used plenty of Nuclear Baloney to make their case against the benefits of Green Energy; but luckily the voters saw through it and decided to end the construction of the new reactor before it even started!
by CaptD July 6, 2011
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baloney

How retard Americans pronounce the name of the beautiful Italian city, Bologna. Also some gross processed meat made out of rats' anuses.
Chad: "Hey dude would you like some of my Baloney??"
Cecil: "Fuck off you twat."
by goonerology October 19, 2018
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Smokey Baloney Job

Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.
Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.

Prostitute: Da fuck is that?

Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.

Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.

Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.
by mister4400 December 2, 2010
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stone balone

I shoved the urinal cake up my asshole and was stone balone
by Johan kine April 15, 2014
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