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Old Bean Burrito

The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out
Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.
by DwightPegusus December 10, 2010
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Jailhouse Burrito

Originating from Brown County Jails, WI, a jailhouse burrito consists of canteen items such as Chili Ramen noodles, flaming hot Cheetos, Jalapeño Crunchers, Ranch Doritos, and sometimes other chips, along with mayo or sour cream to alter the flavor, all wrapped in a tortilla. Considered a truly cultural dish in your local jail.
It's Thursday night! Let's cook up some jailhouse burritos
by boss tweed August 13, 2015
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Justin Burrito

A very popular menu item at Rico's Taco Shop. It is a burrito that contains beans, cheese, rice, lettuce, french fries, guacamole, all double wrapped (two tortillas).

Created by Justin Kurn, a local who kept on ordering "his own" burrito everytime he went to Rico's. With tax, the burrito actually costs $4.20.

Very tasty. Next time you're up in Encinitas, give one a shot.
Cashier: Hi, welcome to Rico's.
Customer: Can I get a Justin Burrito?
Cashier: Sure, $4.20 please.
by I love Rico's July 12, 2006
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burrito baby

The after-affects of eating a large burrito from Chipotle or Q'doba. The burrito is so heavy that it forms a large lump in your stomach that you feel, and sometimes, see.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, want to grab dinner?"
Dude 2: "No way man, I ate at Q'doba for lunch and I STILL have a burrito baby"

OR

Girl 1: " OMG, i am so full!"
Girl 2: "I know, check it out, I have a burrito baby."
by Martin86 May 5, 2008
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Wreckless Burrito

1. A breakfast burrito gone rougue

2. A burrito eaten early in the morning that dissagrees with your body, and later in the day comes out your asshole screaming with fire.
1. My breakfast burrito threw my plate and juice on the ground and ran out the open window. It was a wreckless burrito.

2.
Guy 1: dude i had a burrito this morning and it just came out in the form of a liquid explosive.

Guy2: that was a wreckless burrito for sure yo.
by Gollywoggle October 26, 2011
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American Burrito

The process of puking into a soft tortilla
my friend was sick and made american burritos, they looked delicious!
by jmzizzle November 6, 2011
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bed burrito

Person wrapped up in the blanket in bed. This forms a delicious hot meaty inside wrapped in a fluffy outer blanket, called a bed burrito.
As always she was complaining about the cold, so I wrapped her into a bed burrito before I left.
by weangel November 24, 2013
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