blaffle

When someone suffers from a blue waffle and diarrhea at the same time, thus creating a stew of puss, liquid poo, and blue-stained labia.

Nah son, you don't wanna go down there. I've got a blaffle situation going on and it looks like Aleppo.

by Echowood January 29, 2019

Baffled

To be confused

Yo mcwaffle dildo you get me baffled with that piss breath bruh ca fr.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

baffny

a fat cow that always sleeps and can't stop eating

baffny you maadu stop eating

by ricepan June 27, 2021

Baffoa

A person that becomes a really talented and is helpful to all that they can. Sometimes you can rely on them as well.

"Hey Baffoa, can you help me?"
Baffoa: "sure, what do you need help on?"

by Xcellogo26x November 25, 2021

Blaffy

Blaffy means to be a goofy lil jit. If someone is being goofy you tell him/her that they're blaffy. For example, Jamal just been blaffing his ass of in science class. Originated in Florida

You are hella blaffy not gonna lie

by Realfloridajittttt August 2, 2023

bald headed baffoon

an idiotic bald person

He is a bald headed baffoon

by ploina February 28, 2023

baff

v. t. & i. The act of thwacking a recipient (usu. female) around the face with a semi-erect schlong, ideally post-spaff.

She enjoys a good baffing.

by spaggler April 30, 2004