Bauv

A sound expressing sadness or depression, often used by the audience while watching a sad part of a movie.

Husband: "Doctor, how is she?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid that.. she will not make it.."
Audience: "Bauv! Baaaauv!"

by Sheephurrdurr May 25, 2011

Baubles

A small, showy trinket. This could be jewellery, etc. Most famously used by Willie Nelson in the song Highwayman. "Many 'a young maid lost her baubles to my trade".

The man stole her baubles.

by Senor buttefuucke November 12, 2017

baumkuchen

A style of layered cake popular in Europe and Japan. A dessert cake.

After dinner we had baumkuchen for dessert

by CyberDog December 16, 2013

Baudrillard

some French dude who wrote a ton of shit saying everything is shit but in a simulation. Simulatory shit fuck yeah. Welcome to the desert of the real

Baudrillard is literally baudy jr.’s god

by The simulacrum January 7, 2020

jack bauer cream pie

When you bake a pie for the bad president you have a orgasm in his pie haha watch him eat it

I'm Jack Bauer and I'll make you eat my famous jack bauer cream pie

by dvbennett March 19, 2020

nom-de-bauchery

Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.

Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals

Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?

Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.

by Rogue Query August 12, 2010

jack bauer

A mixed drink made of Red Bull and Jack Daniels. So named as it will keep you going for 24 hours.

I was at the bar and feeling kind of sluggish so I ordered a Jack Bauer to pick me up for the evening.

by MikeLI75 November 7, 2006