Anton

When you are insanely hot that even if your guy friends have trouble speaking to you. When looking at Anton, your eyes will begin to slowly melt, requiring immediate intensive medical care. Many have died just from looking at Anton because he is so hot.

Today we mourn, for 28 people died last night because they looked at Anton. Anton is so hot that he is currently being used as a secret weapon by the CIA to take out terrorists without spending any money on ammunition, missiles, or personnel.

by Basic Bitches April 29, 2019

Brock Anton

1) To make a catastrophic mistake due to a powerful combination of hubris and profound stupidity;

2) possessing the gravest and most self-destructive degree of idiocy;

3) to commit an act so moronic that its inherent stupidity is only matched by its external hilarity.

1) "George Bush really Brock Antoned the Iraq War";

2) "I can't believe how Brock Antoned I was when I locked my keys in my car";

3) "I totally pulled a Brock Anton when I published on my Facebook page that I illegally participated in a riot."

by slimjimmyjim June 19, 2011

Afton Family

William Afton - Spring trap, Scarp trap, Purple guy, Man behind the Slaughter
Death - Spring lock failure in Spring bonnie suit.

Mrs. Afton (name not released yet) - Ballora
Death - (not released yet) - Fandom Death - Car crash

Michael/Terrance Afton - Rotting man, skin suit for Animatronic Ennard and Main protagonist of FNAF 5 Sister location
Death - Scooped

Elizabeth Afton - Circus Baby and Scrap Baby

Death - grabbed to death while trying to get Ice Cream - Circus Baby Burned - Scrap Baby

C.C/ Crying Child (name not released yet) - Shadow Freddy or Golden Freddy, Main protagonist of FNAF 4
Death - frontal lobe bitten by Fred bear on birthday

Lol this is le Afton Family

I'm too lazy to type

by FNAF WEEB December 8, 2020

Antonia

The most beautiful, amazing girl you will ever find. So easy to fall in love with, I can't help but admire her with every breath I take.

Kaka: Nossa! Who is that mighty fine beautiful women there who takes my breath away? I want to leave my current wife and sail away to Basel, Switzerland with her forever!

Other: That's Antonia, she is a stunner!

by SecretAdmirerUH August 6, 2012

Juan Antonio

It is by far the best name for any man. Juan Antonio's are loyal, honest, faithful, hard workers, dependable, great lovers, vain, proud, family oriented and selfless. He loves the idea of being in love and in a committed relationship. It takes quite a lot to anger a Juan Antonio. He hates people without initiative and people who can't make it happen on their own. He rather have some trying times happen before asking for help, as he believes he can make it on his own. Juan Antonio's are successful in everything they do in life, they don't take no for an answer and they are achievers. If you happen to be one of the lucky ones that crosses path with a Juan Antonio, consider yourself to be blessed. Not everyone is lucky enough to even know one. I know this because i have one.

In life the only way to be successful is to live by Juan Antonio's creed.

by Juana1 March 14, 2011

Antonio Brown

Another way to say you quit your job or you walked out mid-shift.

Dude! He just got up and Antonio Browned work!

I’m off to tell the manager my new name, here, is Antonio Brown! Peace out!

by RugbyDrinkinBro January 2, 2022

William Afton

He may have killed 11 children at multiple Freddy Fazbear's locations, but god damn he's fucking hot. I would definitely smash.

Your Friend: So your favorite FNaF Character is William Afton?
You: Yep! And god DAMN I'd let him destroy me.
Your Friend: What the fuck is wrong with you? He killed kids!
You: I know.

by Some Random Edgy Simp January 10, 2022