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autistic license

Using a genuine diagnosis of autism, or the pretext of being autistic, to be excused from behavior considered socially unacceptable.
Most people would be expelled for shitting on the cafeteria floor, but he got off with a mere suspension by using his autistic license.
by Erik9000 September 4, 2018
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autistic devil

a soul that progressively enslaves humanity with absolutely zero conscious
ive heard of selling your soul ÷
with that being said yall must have split @ the big bang to become SCOTUS
# autistic devil
by get@meinspace October 6, 2018
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Autistic ahh horse

A horse who runs off cliffs and gets you demolished in the wild west and red dead
Person 1: GOD DAMN IT MY AUTISTIC AHH HORSE JUST JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF!
Person 2: Damn bro that's just crazy...
by Spliceez March 8, 2023
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Autistic rizz

The type of charisma from knowing how awkward you are, yet making an effort anyways
*says something you think is funny but others dont react*
*smiles to myself and think, "I've just got that autistic rizz, man. They'll come around eventually."
by WeenusGoblin September 18, 2023
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autistic screeching

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when you immediatly scream out : "REEEEEEEEE, IM PEEKLE REEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yeah...
"REEEEEE, PEEEKLE REEEEEK!!!!!!" man i think i have autistic screeching REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Rickle Pick December 6, 2017
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Autistic Turtle

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.
"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.
by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010
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Autistic Monkey

by Kashchei November 27, 2003
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