autistic license 

Using a genuine diagnosis of autism, or the pretext of being autistic, to be excused from behavior considered socially unacceptable.

Most people would be expelled for shitting on the cafeteria floor, but he got off with a mere suspension by using his autistic license.

autistic license by Erik9000 September 4, 2018

autistic devil 

a soul that progressively enslaves humanity with absolutely zero conscious

ive heard of selling your soul ÷
with that being said yall must have split @ the big bang to become SCOTUS
# autistic devil

autistic devil by get@meinspace October 6, 2018

Autistic ahh horse 

A horse who runs off cliffs and gets you demolished in the wild west and red dead

Person 1: GOD DAMN IT MY AUTISTIC AHH HORSE JUST JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING CLIFF!
Person 2: Damn bro that's just crazy...

Autistic ahh horse by Spliceez March 8, 2023

Autistic rizz 

The type of charisma from knowing how awkward you are, yet making an effort anyways

*says something you think is funny but others dont react*
*smiles to myself and think, "I've just got that autistic rizz, man. They'll come around eventually."

Autistic rizz by WeenusGoblin September 18, 2023

autistic screeching 

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when you immediatly scream out : "REEEEEEEEE, IM PEEKLE REEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yeah...

"REEEEEE, PEEEKLE REEEEEK!!!!!!" man i think i have autistic screeching REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

autistic screeching by Rickle Pick December 6, 2017

Autistic Turtle 

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.

"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.

Autistic Turtle by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010

Autistic Monkey 

Our Current President

George W. Bush

Autistic Monkey by Kashchei November 27, 2003