Sasquatchaloid

A very hairy mongoloid. Term of unknown offense, as the Sasquatch may have different concepts of offensive.

Usually used to describe a man who looks a little downish and does (or at least should) shave his back hair.

I could have sworn that was a regular retard, but he was way to hairy to be a regular mongoloid. Its rare to see a sasquatchaloid here in the city.

by Big Tilly September 16, 2006

Messin' with Sasquatch

The act of touching or coming in contact with an extra hairy vagina.

Do you like Messin' with Sasquatch?

by Yetti Master September 13, 2009

Sasquatch

A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.

"Damn! Lisa's is one smelly sasquatch."

by Paul January 11, 2004

billingsgate sasquatch

euph; anything that is large, greasy, covered in hair and reeks of fish.

when little miss muffet showed me her tuffet, i didn't expect it to be the billingsgate sasquatch.

by Max Biggins May 3, 2006

Lassquatch

A female version of sasquatch, or a female who possesses the same characteristics of sasquatch, I.E. eating mutton chops, giant feet, over 8 ft. tall etc. May cause blurred vision.

"Hey man! you musta been some kinda drunk to be hitting on that lassquatch last night!"

"It was a bit blurry, but i'm pretty sure that was a lassquatch that devoured your mutton, ma'am."

by Diarrhetoric April 18, 2010

Assquack

When your fart sounds like the characteristic harsh sound made by a duck.

Damn, did you hear that fart?
That wasn't a fart, that was an assquack.

by ExplosiveTrousers March 10, 2016

sasquatch pussy

Think of the fattest, most hairy lady you know and bam her pussy is as hairy as Sasquatch's testicles.

Damn bruh she got a Sasquatch pussy

by Jeffy jeffy :) November 5, 2019