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asperger

a normal person but like more sensitive and cooler
tim: im asperger
tom: did i fucking ask
by an asperger piece of shit July 24, 2020
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assercise

Exercise geared towards women with no ass, to increase the size, or one with an out-of-shape ass, to tighten it up.
Her ass is drooping bigtime; she needs some assercise.

My ass is totally flat, but look at her! Could I get an ass like that if I did some assercise?

He is so bony. Dude could use some assercise.
by BlueNinja November 19, 2007
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Asperger’s Syndrome

Asperger’s Sydrome is a neurological disorder that affects mostly males. It is on the autism spectrum, but is considered a much milder case of it. Asperger’s or AS for short, is a rarer disorder on the spectrum and comes with its many gifts but also many curses.

Aspies, or people with AS, often have the intellect and language ability of a normal person, something that differentiates them from the more severe cases of autism. They have great visual and auditory processing skills and have an extensive vocabulary. This intelligence makes many people with AS go into and graduate in the STEM program.

The biggest downside of having AS is a lack of social abilities. Aspies tend to not understand nonliteral language, such as irony and sarcasm. Many Aspies also avoid making eye contact and have trouble starting small conversations. Aspies can obsess over small things and when those things are brought up in a conversation, they will talk about them for long periods of time. People with AS also have issues with making new friends and will often stay and talk with the people they trust the most.

People with AS are often stereotyped as weird or nerdy and that makes them a target for harassment and bullying. Normal people also often confuse people with AS with people further down the autism spectrum.

Asperger’s is a very misunderstood disorder. The people with Asperger’s are great people if you get to know them, which unfortunately is hard for them to know you.
Person 1: Billy is very socially awkward isn’t he. You think he has autism?
Person 2: No, his grades are better than mine.
Person 1: Might be Asperger’s Syndrome then.
Person 2: You’re probably right.
by FrootyTootyBootyHole February 7, 2018
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bitch-assery

1. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that has elevated the act of being a bitch-ass to that of high art.

2. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that is so extreme in it's unfortunateness as to warrant a designation of being bitch-assed to the utmost degree.
"Windows 98 programming is nothing but bitch-assery it crashes so often!"
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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Asperfation

The minimum allowable distance that is acceptable to fart in someone else's face.
Man, you just violated the ass-to-face ratio. That was just too close. Respect asperfation!
by legendarymojito November 17, 2010
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assertive

Someone who makes the initiative to take action
In order to be assertive you have to be motivated
by Gerard Irick November 12, 2010
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asspire

to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench
i feel bad for the next person to go in the elevator. i just left a vicious asspire in there
by Papa Nimz June 1, 2007
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