pulling an asif

When an individual disappears from public life entirely for days on end, fails to reply to modern communication devices and is akin to a wizard in his ability to go unseen.

Usually has some bs excuse for the disappearing act.

dude1: have u seen jon at all lately?
dude2: no man he is pulling an asif, no sight of him.

dudette1: hey you been pulling an asif these past few days!
dudette2: girl, i been so busy with work and school...
dudette1: i thought you got fired?
dudette2: ...

by thejumperup26 October 15, 2010

assflap

an extraneous piece of skin or webbing that covers the anus

Before we had the sex, I had to lift up her assflap.

by Gooney Goo Goo April 9, 2003

ASIFF

The hottest man or boy in the world.He also will easily get a girl because he work like a giant magnet that will attract girl surround him.

A kind person
A nice man
Handsome man
Superb friendly
Girl magnet.

He so asiff when she walk beside him.

by Your Grandddaaaddd December 29, 2017

Assifying

continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.

Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?

This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.

by XpideR G August 5, 2009

assfinch

A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.

That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.

by cneg February 16, 2007

Assferret

1. An autocorrect fail word.
2. A donkey-ferret hybrid
3. An annoying and stupid person

Scenario 1- texting on iPhones
Mom - Can't wait to see you tomorrow! Don't forget the assferret candies for the goodybags!
Girl-Assferret? I know we talked about ASSORTED candies. Call me if the goodybags have changed. LOL

Scenario 2-
Dude 1 - Hey, did you see that weird looking assferret?
Dude 2 - Yeah! It's so big!

Scenario 3-
Dude 1 - Dale is such an assferret. I hope he dies
Dude 2 - I know! I've wanted to stab his ass so many times

by I be trollin' today June 8, 2011

Assfarticals

The particals that release from your ass when u fart. Fart

Dang who's assfarticals are in my nose right now. Booty

by Biggs June 3, 2016