asshat

that little tatto chicks get right above their buttcrack usually called a tramp stamp

did u see taras new asshat i hope she didnt pay alot for it

by douschebaghater June 28, 2009

asshats

1. Absence of any form of political authority.
2. Political disorder and confusion.
3. Absence of government; the state of society where there is no law or supreme power; a state of lawlessness; political confusion.

Asshats is a secret goatse worshipping cult.

by Mer May 29, 2004

asshat

The formation of shit that completely fills your ass crack as you dump in your pants while sitting. The compressed turd creates a hat for your ass.
A person who would best be described by comparing to the above.

Timmy extruded a massive asshat in his diaper.
Joe is such an asshat.
That was a real asshat move.

by howman December 19, 2008

Asshat

A newer, weirder way to say that somebody has their head up their ass. It's dead now because it was on the OC.

Dude, you're an asshat.

by Pepsi X-treme July 24, 2008

asshat

a moron who tries to write profanity in public and can't spell.

at a theme park,"fuck fagits" and written underneath is learn to spell asshat

by johnredd July 15, 2008

Asshat

Asshat |Noun| One who has their head in their ass, thus wearing it as a hat. Asshat.

"Can you get your head to of your ass? It's not a hat."

Meaning their ass is jealous of all the shit they talk.

Asshat |Noun| One who has their head in their ass, thus wearing it as a hat. Asshat.

by Madz Tv February 20, 2017

Asshat

N; A person whose upper torso exists solely to decorate their own ass; in essence, their attractive lower body and its' usefulness is the sole reason for the upper half's existence.

He doesn't have to understand metaphors, he's an asshat.

by Banjodanger April 19, 2013