Or Asshole Camera.
Referring to the camera used in sporting events to showcase (usually zoomed in for added assholeness) the athlete who caused the foul or penalty which halted play, and most likely screwed his team or him/ herself. See butterfingers.
Usually followed by Asshole Slo-Mo.
Referring to the camera used in sporting events to showcase (usually zoomed in for added assholeness) the athlete who caused the foul or penalty which halted play, and most likely screwed his team or him/ herself. See butterfingers.
Usually followed by Asshole Slo-Mo.
FOOTBALL GAME
*Whistle blows, play ends.*
Announcer: "Looks like there's a yellow flag on the field. Yep, #21, Paris Patricks, has a pass interference. That's a ten yard penalty, and third down."
Camera: Cut to Asshole Cam (closeup of Paris). (Could be showing anger, disappointment, or indifference.)
Announcer: "Let's see that play again!"
Camera: Cut to Asshole Slo-Mo.
*Whistle blows, play ends.*
Announcer: "Looks like there's a yellow flag on the field. Yep, #21, Paris Patricks, has a pass interference. That's a ten yard penalty, and third down."
Camera: Cut to Asshole Cam (closeup of Paris). (Could be showing anger, disappointment, or indifference.)
Announcer: "Let's see that play again!"
Camera: Cut to Asshole Slo-Mo.
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Get the Asshole Cam mug.The asshole meter is a way that you can rate yourself to find out if you are a complete and utter asshole. The meter goes like this.
Level 1: Jerk, probably where most people fall on this list, they're generally nice people but at times can be a bit of a dickhead.
Level 2: Dick, this is the guy who you see calling girls "his bitches" and trying to get on every girl he sees.
Level 3: Douchebag, popped collar, hair gelled, sunglasses at night, you know the deal.
Level 4: Asshole, if you rate here, then you probably don't have many friends, you're an asshole all the time, you're that guy who scream at the drive through worker for ten minutes for forgetting the straw, or the guy who would literally steal candy from a baby.
Level 1: Jerk, probably where most people fall on this list, they're generally nice people but at times can be a bit of a dickhead.
Level 2: Dick, this is the guy who you see calling girls "his bitches" and trying to get on every girl he sees.
Level 3: Douchebag, popped collar, hair gelled, sunglasses at night, you know the deal.
Level 4: Asshole, if you rate here, then you probably don't have many friends, you're an asshole all the time, you're that guy who scream at the drive through worker for ten minutes for forgetting the straw, or the guy who would literally steal candy from a baby.
Girl 1: I think I might like Joe.
Girl 2: Really he is such a douche on the asshole meter.
Girl 1: Really I only thought he was a dick?
Girl 2: Look at the collar! And it's ten o'clock at night, why the hell is he wearing sunglasses?
Girl 2: Really he is such a douche on the asshole meter.
Girl 1: Really I only thought he was a dick?
Girl 2: Look at the collar! And it's ten o'clock at night, why the hell is he wearing sunglasses?
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A formal psychiatric diagnostic category explaining the complicated underlying characterological components of a complete and total asshole.
I eventually came to discover that my “ex” was suffering with a sad and pervasive diagnosis called Asshole Personality Disorder.
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Get the dickfaced asshole mug.Someone who assumes something negative after a general phrase, to either bring you down or be an asshole.
I'm gonna go outside.
You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...
I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...
You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...
I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...
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Lemme tell you, getting my macaroon asshole roto-rooted in an urgent care setting was a great way to spend a Saturday night.
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Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.
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