aspiratage

1. a surrealist method invented by Daniel C. Boyer in which marks are made in a carpet using a vacuum cleaner. 2. the results of this method.

He preferred to use the vacuum cleaner for aspiratage than for actually cleaning the room.

by Daniel C. Boyer June 22, 2006

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ass pirate

Much like ass hat, refering to someone as a fag(homo, gay, poof, faggot). Someone who likes anal sex preferally from the same sex, thus being a ass pirate for pirating alot of ass.

A> Dude your homo
B> Get fucked your a fag
A> Your a fucken ass pirate dude.

by Phillip K November 1, 2006

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Ass Pirate

Some one who is a complete ass!! Likes bum sex, and lots of it.

"Nial is a total ass pirate"

by David Lehmann (aka. Lemming) November 20, 2003

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mongolian ass pirate

Arse bandit with slanty eyes. Typically of Russian extraction or thereabouts.

EG you fur booted Ruskie. Stop trying to stick your cock in my arse. You're behaving like a right Mongolian Ass Pirate.

by banditterritory May 17, 2014

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The act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their IQ matters to the human population. The person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. Go figure. Something's wrong with this.

Girl says "Hey, the metard at wal*mart wouldn't let me use my EBT card. She said the "swiper" was not working. I've had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so I let it be."

Boy#1 says "you didn't get her name? Did you demand the MANAGER come and assist you? I don't get your attitude?!?"

Boy#2 says "oh boy, looks like I need to babysit you two."

Girl says "fuck all. I've just been ASSinated by my own boyfriend. Do I deserve this, really?"

Boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18" sub sandwich that the girl bought him." Not even, thank you.

CONCLUSION: She's been ASSinated.

by fatalSTRENGTH August 10, 2010

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