by Wandster May 10, 2020
Get the Stay Alertmug. Noun. Singular.
Indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quantities of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.
Indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quantities of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.
i.e. "Oh snap! Brian's got three hot babes at his place! AND I just saw him walk out of Food Mart with six bags of Dorito's, ten two-liter Pepsi's, and...oh my god...HE RENTED A STRETCH LIMO just to go shopping THREE BLOCKS AWAY! BACHELOR ALERT!!!"
by Commander Proteus January 1, 2012
Get the Bachelor Alertmug. by jillybilly722 October 6, 2012
Get the Rude Alertmug. A pice of shit alarming tool that is guaranteed to slow down productivity and completely destroy morale where ever it is implemented.
by D0nkypunch March 7, 2018
Get the Alert Managermug. When a dude warns other dudes about a girl he used to date who happens to like to shit on beds / people during sex
Guy 1: I heard Mike and Jessica broke up a fee months back. I might ask her out.
Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that.
Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?
Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that.
Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?
by JayJayRon April 27, 2022
Get the Amber Alertmug. n. 1. the sudden hunger that occurs when you aren't thinking about your next meal, but it's time to eat, and eat now you must.
n. 2. the announcement of the condition of hunger, made know to fellow coworkers or others in the vicinity.
n. 2. the announcement of the condition of hunger, made know to fellow coworkers or others in the vicinity.
Matt says, 'I've been in the meeting for two hours. I am having a SERIOUS food alert!!'
Kelly says, 'Me too, I'm hungry, let's get lunch.'
Kelly says, 'Me too, I'm hungry, let's get lunch.'
by bridegirl December 5, 2009
Get the food alertmug. by TacticalHobo February 16, 2018
Get the Babe Alertmug.