Extratesticular Activity

One who excessively Maturbates after work or school or is Gay and enjoys playings with other mens testicles.

My friend Frank engages in many "estratesticular" activities with his Flomo friend Leeroy.

by Richie Rich April 4, 2003

Paranormal Activity denial

When someone says how stupid the movie paranormal activity is when you know it scared the shit out of them.

Guy 1: Holy crap that movie was scary!

Guy 2: Dude that movie was stupid. *I sure hope no one can smell the shit in my pants*

Guy 1: *hes got paranormal activity denial bad, i can smell the shit from here*

by option40 October 21, 2011

activities

Activities are tasks and milestones.

My activities include rollin up blunts and stealing your car audio.

by Southwest313 April 3, 2008

activity bag

an activity bag is referring to the alcohol that you bring to hangout with friends

“Hey did you bring the activity bag?”

by vlooger28 September 16, 2018

fake natty activities

Someone who does sidequests such as; pulling the baddest girl at school while partying, going to the gym, working 8 hours a day etc. to a point his life seems so ridiculously nice, that you would do anything to get a taste of it.

“Bro, have you seen brandon pulled Katie from senior year right after he got off of work? She is so bad, 10/10”

Damn. Fake natty activities bro

by Yungsomalimafia July 12, 2023

nog activities

Doing things that are customarily done by people of the african american race such as listening to rap music in their room alone or rolling blunts. Especially funny when the said person is not african american themselves but wishes they were.

Kevin: Where's Tyler?

Sean: I don't know. Probably in his room doing nog activities.

by broku January 25, 2011

Stupid-Ass Activities

1. Virtually any activity you're doing at any given point in time, cause let's face it: you're an idiot.

2. Arguably a matter of personal preference, but generally accepted as any activity the majority of people would never partake in, simply because those activities are, indeed, fucking stupid.

Tom from Accounting: "Hey, Sasha, I've got a case and a half of vodka, two freshly shaved gerbils and a picture in my head of you an me swappin' my own cum back and forth in some sort of sloppy gerbil butt-humpin' frenzy. Whatta ya say?"

Taser: "Zzap!"

*ZzAp!!*

*ZzzZZ!zzZZzaAa!AaAAaAP!pP!P!!!*

Sasha: "Now those are some stupid-ass activities you've suggested, Tom. Might I suggest something more subtle once your balls stop sizzling?"

by Ezmin February 18, 2008