The way DC Comics has to give their best stories ever the best edition humanly possible, in the form of slipcased, oversized, big honking hardcover books with loads of DVD-style extras and a tag price of $50, $75 or $100 according to the size of the thing. There's been 14 so far, and more will be coming in the future. Oh, and they weigh so much you can hit someone with them, although the idea is putting them in a big bookshelf besides your signed limited novels and impress the comic geek next door. Not to be read taking a crap.
Absolute Watchmen, Absolute Dark Knight , Absolute Sandman 1-4, Crisis On Infinite Earths the Absolute Edition
by Hector Ivan November 19, 2006
by Northbound7 February 23, 2017
The area between shorts/skirts and stockings that expose part of a female's thighs.
It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.
The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.
It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.
The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.
Guy1: Whoa! Check out that chick's Absolute Territory!
Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!
Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!
by That one guy in some place December 29, 2010
by Oscy0 September 12, 2020
When something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.
Guy 1: Did you see that Google is now trying to integrate the disgusting Google+ with YouTube?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.
by TheWordMan December 01, 2013
by the original Apple December 28, 2019
by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020