Absolute Edition

The way DC Comics has to give their best stories ever the best edition humanly possible, in the form of slipcased, oversized, big honking hardcover books with loads of DVD-style extras and a tag price of $50, $75 or $100 according to the size of the thing. There's been 14 so far, and more will be coming in the future. Oh, and they weigh so much you can hit someone with them, although the idea is putting them in a big bookshelf besides your signed limited novels and impress the comic geek next door. Not to be read taking a crap.
Absolute Watchmen, Absolute Dark Knight , Absolute Sandman 1-4, Crisis On Infinite Earths the Absolute Edition
by Hector Ivan November 19, 2006
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Absolute Weston

A bloody nightmare. From the sorry excuse for a beach that is Weston Super-mare
He's having a bit of a shit game isn't he.
Yeah he's having an absolute weston.
by Northbound7 February 23, 2017
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Absolute Territory

The area between shorts/skirts and stockings that expose part of a female's thighs.

It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.

The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.
Guy1: Whoa! Check out that chick's Absolute Territory!

Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!
by That one guy in some place December 29, 2010
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Absolute legend

It means you are an epic being who needs to be alive
by Oscy0 September 12, 2020
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absolute shit

When something is so terrible, you literally feel like gouging both eyes out immediately and cutting your hands clean off.
Guy 1: Did you see that Google is now trying to integrate the disgusting Google+ with YouTube?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's absolute shit man, I really wish I didn't have eyes or hands at this point in time.
by TheWordMan December 01, 2013
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absolute retard

someone who is especially retarded, that you need to give them a special label
dan:"i heard amy is going out with ricky."
john: "fake news you absolute retard
by the original Apple December 28, 2019
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Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
e.g. Martin Najemi
Oh, Look over at Martin Najemi, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!
by AbsoluteUnit999 February 11, 2020
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