Absojute

Absojute, transcending from the word "Absolutely" and downgraded to Absolute, then Absojute and eventually just Jute. It is used as a nod of acceptance or a nod to show agreement. One may add a "boop" at the end, if the agreement need be emphasized.

Person A: "I got us some ice cream!"
Person B: "Jute! Jute Boop!"
Person A: "Absojute."

by CarolineNo November 4, 2011

Absolute Dank

Extremely impressive, inspiring , great admiration and apprehension. The opposite of literal ass.

Dude that jay jay sandwich was absolute dank. Bro!

by CheesyMacqueen March 1, 2015

Absolute Fuckery

Something that is completely unfair, ridiculous, or shameful. It is generally used towards a situation/event rather than a person/thing.

Carl (at work)- Did you hear?
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!

by LemonZest June 19, 2016

Absolute Weston

A bloody nightmare. From the sorry excuse for a beach that is Weston Super-mare

He's having a bit of a shit game isn't he.
Yeah he's having an absolute weston.

by Northbound7 February 22, 2017

Absolute Frigers

Derived from the word frigid, absolute frigers means very cold in temperature resulting in shivering, teeth chattering, goose bumps, and/or sharp nipples.

Post surf at Doheny, I took off my 4/3 and realized how absolute frigers it gets after the sun sets in winter.

by AbsoluteChiller November 14, 2020

An absolute fag

A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.

What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?

by de-pube March 2, 2023

Absolute Territory

The area between shorts/skirts and stockings that expose part of a female's thighs.

It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.

The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.

Guy1: Whoa! Check out that chick's Absolute Territory!

Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!

by That one guy in some place December 29, 2010