Attention Tweeter

A slight variation of 'attention seeker', which applies a user of tweeter submits tweets that reek off "ask me"

Bob: omg, have you seen Jill's tweets recently?!
Craig: Yeah I saw that read, "Omg, I hate my life"
Bob: Fucking attention tweeter.

by A chocolate fire-guard. December 15, 2011

attentionetarian

A person who claims strange or unusual diet-limitations in order to stand out or get attention.

Host: Who wants pumpkin pie?
Attentionetarian: No thanks, I'm gourd-intolerant, but if it's not too much trouble could you make me something entirely different from what everyone else is having that only I will eat?

by Jackduripper January 6, 2008

Attention Span Olympics

metaphorical phrase used to indicate a period requiring long hours of intense attention to detail.

Studying for law school finals feels like the Attention Span Olympics.

by free2invent December 11, 2010

attention shark

A person who craves so much attention, if they don't get enough they'll die, much like how if a shark stops swimming, they'll die.

Sarah, stop being such an attention shark!

by MidnightBlueHF May 14, 2016

penile attention deficit disorder (padd)

A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.

When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."

by Xander913 January 7, 2014

attention whore deficit disorder

attention whore deficit disorder or AWDD as i like to abbrivate it, is a serious disorder that sweeps trough the teenage female community.... it manifests through very hard and lame efforts to get attention, like extreme drama or disorders they really dont have.... however it is treatable with freebase smokeable prozac, or zoloft

her:"im bleeding,im a self cutter"
me:next day, "hey i got some prozac for your cucu problems"
her:"no i just scratched myself, im not a cutter"

by dwight August 5, 2004

Attention-seeking

Someone who loves and desires attention, they seek attention and sometimes live off of attention. They will do anything for attention even things that is immoral like posting pictures half naked, backstabbing, lying, fake crying, acting insecure for compliments.

Most girl attention seekers are called Melissa, Jenny, Jessica, Lezil, and Désiré.

Girl1: I'm so ugly, I think everyone is prettier than me.
Girl2: Please stop attention-seeking, it's really irritating. Everyone knows you think you are hot why else would you take thousands of pictures and half naked too. Just get over yourself.

by TheForener April 30, 2013