Textually Assault

The act aggressively texting someone, usually in the form of mental domination.

"This guy was texting my girlfriend, so I textually assaulted him."

by East_IKoP February 22, 2010

foundational assault

This is what happens when a person's bras or underpants causes pain and/or discomfort.

Good grief, the bone in my bra is stabbing me in my armpit and my panties are riding up my butt crack, this is the worst kind of foundational assault!!!!!!!

by Tina Ballance June 11, 2008

amphibious assault

another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in naval/military settings. See bombing mission and deploy some troops.

Colonel, sir, I need to conduct an amphibious assault.

by DocP October 21, 2006

Sensual Assault

A Sensual Assault has been committed when an individual engages in sensual activity without the explicit consent of the other individual involved

synonyms: stage 5 clinger

I was just lookin to hit it and quit and he totally sensual assaulted me

by sastastic May 23, 2011

Assault Weapon

Assault Weapon- (n) noun

Any semi-automatic firearm, due to modification or malfunction and not repaired, that fires more than once when the trigger is pulled and released once.

Revolvers and shotguns are not assault weapons. BB, pellet, and paintball guns are not firearms according to the ATF.

AR-15 is not an assault weapon. AR stands for the trade name brand Armalite Rifle.

AR-15 with a bumpstock would be an assault weapon.

M16A2 and M4 are assault weapons. They have the option for safe, semi, and burst. Burst option fires 2-3 times when the trigger is pulled once.

Machine Guns are not assault weapons. They are designed with a high fire rate when the trigger is pulled.

by Benjamin Gunsmith June 28, 2021

Urban Assault

Noun:
A group of adolescents that hail from northern Massachusetts who enjoy taking part in haggard activities

Verb:
The act of causing neighborhood chaos, rowdiness, etc.

"I heard UA was out last night, that explains why I saw a burning heartagram, and my car has no more emblems on it."

"Man, my house was totally assaulted last night, i powerwashed the paintballs and eggs off this morning."

"Lets go Urban it up."

by anonymous March 29, 2004

Air assault

When someone places a compressed air cylinder between their legs and farts in the direction of another person sending the scent of fart and asshole in their face

I was in the station today and launched an air assault on Tommy

by Tru Patriot May 11, 2015