1.) Something that poses talent.
2.) Any random splash of color.
3.) Any random picture of anything.
2.) Any random splash of color.
3.) Any random picture of anything.
1.) Shakespear's plays are a work of art.
2.) Van Gogh painted art.
3.) That picture of a stalk of broccoli is art.
2.) Van Gogh painted art.
3.) That picture of a stalk of broccoli is art.
by The Guy Under Your Bed May 28, 2006
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Iam "Ah.... Art.... That was it.... That's was exactly it.... The moment we foresaw..."
Hym "That son of a bitch stole our moment! We've been thinking about that for weeks! And it just happened before our very eyes! It should have been us!"
Iam "....But then it would just be a self portrait... It would have been nothing more than a selfie..."
Hym "But... HOW ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS!? DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW!?"
Iam ".... Yeah.... I saw it.... The juxtaposition... Of tragedy and comedy...."
Hym "SON OF A BITCH!"
Iam "Hmm.... So close to perfection... A perfect moment encapsulated in time..."
Hym "How are you ok with this!?"
Iam "We're the artist. Not the art."
Hym "THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS FALL SHORT OF GREATNESS! YOU! THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT!"
Iam "................"
Hym "WELL!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"
Iam "..... Hmm? Sorry.... I was thinking... I'll have to make a different one..."
Hym "WHAT!?"
Iam "It didn't look the way I thought it would... We have to do something else..."
Hym *Groans* "Uggghh! Ok. Fine. It didn't seem right. What was wrong with it?"
Iam "The proportions were off.... One was clearly offsetting the other..."
Hym "Hmmm... Yes... It was like staring at a crooked painting on the wall..."
Hym "That son of a bitch stole our moment! We've been thinking about that for weeks! And it just happened before our very eyes! It should have been us!"
Iam "....But then it would just be a self portrait... It would have been nothing more than a selfie..."
Hym "But... HOW ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS!? DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW!?"
Iam ".... Yeah.... I saw it.... The juxtaposition... Of tragedy and comedy...."
Hym "SON OF A BITCH!"
Iam "Hmm.... So close to perfection... A perfect moment encapsulated in time..."
Hym "How are you ok with this!?"
Iam "We're the artist. Not the art."
Hym "THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS FALL SHORT OF GREATNESS! YOU! THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT!"
Iam "................"
Hym "WELL!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"
Iam "..... Hmm? Sorry.... I was thinking... I'll have to make a different one..."
Hym "WHAT!?"
Iam "It didn't look the way I thought it would... We have to do something else..."
Hym *Groans* "Uggghh! Ok. Fine. It didn't seem right. What was wrong with it?"
Iam "The proportions were off.... One was clearly offsetting the other..."
Hym "Hmmm... Yes... It was like staring at a crooked painting on the wall..."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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you just do what you have done all your adult life but only in your head
only this time its being watched, rated and sold
only this time its being watched, rated and sold
No worries, i got this, i can pretend nobody's here and all people are good.
Then they give me money and i pay my bills. Thats art.
Then they give me money and i pay my bills. Thats art.
by Krkič February 7, 2020
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Art. Look, but don't touch.
Art. Look, but don't touch.
Girl: Damn I want to fuck your sister's ex-boyfriend.
Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.
Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
Girl 2: Holy shit, they dated for five years. He's art.
Girl 1: So true. You can't fuck art.
by newsvava February 14, 2009
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2) What Jack Nicholson makes until someone dies.
3) Something that turns up in eXistenZ, when Willem Dafoe mentions a video games called ArtGod, as in "ThouArtGod".
2) What Jack Nicholson makes until someone dies.
3) Something that turns up in eXistenZ, when Willem Dafoe mentions a video games called ArtGod, as in "ThouArtGod".
by Fearman August 31, 2007
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