Iam "Ah.... Art.... That was it.... That's was exactly it.... The moment we foresaw..."
Hym "That son of a bitch stole our moment! We've been thinking about that for weeks! And it just happened before our very eyes! It should have been us!"
Iam "....But then it would just be a self portrait... It would have been nothing more than a selfie..."
Hym "But... HOW ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS!? DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED JUST NOW!?"
Iam ".... Yeah.... I saw it.... The juxtaposition... Of tragedy and
comedy...."
Hym "SON OF A BITCH!"
Iam "Hmm.... So close to
perfection... A perfect moment encapsulated in
time..."
Hym "How are you ok with this!?"
Iam "We're the artist. Not the art."
Hym "THIS IS WHY WE ALWAYS FALL
SHORT OF GREATNESS! YOU! THIS IS YOUR GODDAMN FAULT!"
Iam "................"
Hym "WELL!? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?"
Iam "..... Hmm? Sorry.... I was thinking... I'll have to make a different one..."
Hym "WHAT!?"
Iam "It didn't look the
way I thought it would... We have to do something else..."
Hym *Groans* "Uggghh! Ok.
Fine. It didn't seem
right. What was
wrong with it?"
Iam "The proportions were off.... One was clearly offsetting the other..."
Hym "Hmmm...
Yes... It was like staring at a crooked painting on the wall..."
