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Amsterdam Pickle

Occurs when receiving a blowjob by someone who has a cold and they sneeze all over the receivers penis. The blower then uses the snot as lubricant. It first originated in the early 2000's when Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk solicited a prostitute who was rather ill and coined the term in a drunken state an hour after the encounter.
Jenny definitely gave the old Amsterdam Pickle last night. Unfortunately, now I have a cold.
by The Norwegian Cucumber December 16, 2010
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amsterdam -Verb

A amsterdam is when: You hit town with your girlfriend and smoke weed, then get back home for some sensual sex!
Group chat with homies:
You: Let's do something today guys!

You: Long time since we did some crazy shiit
Friend4: Sry man doing an amsterdam tonight! sry again
Friend3: dayum Friend4! you have that kush though?

friend2: Im in on hitting town today! Good look on your amsterdam Friend4
friend1: Better be a good amsterdam then, bros before hoes you know !
by UZHA June 20, 2016
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Amsterdam breakfast

To smoke a joint while one sips their coffee in the morning.
I poured my cup of coffee, lit my joint, and enjoyed my Amsterdam breakfast.
by HydroHoudini October 13, 2017
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emailing Amsterdam

The process of trying to check your email from inside a moving vehicle using public wi-fi. This requires (1) finding an open wi-fi network, (2) logging in to the network using DHCP, and (3) frantically trying to check your email or surf the web before the signal is lost.

Typically done quickly while at a stop light mostly out of curiousity and boredom and hopefully without picking up a virus (not unlike something one my try while visiting a brothel in Amsterdam).
I don't think that geek can ride the bus home without emailing Amsterdam. He needs to unplug.
by David W Williamson January 4, 2008
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amsterdam

Amsterdam is NOT THE CAPITOL of The Netherlands, The Hague (Den Haag) is. Nevertheless, Amsterdam is the freakin' greatest place on earth.
New York is a major city in The US - the capitol of The US is Washington,DC
Amsterdam is a major city in The Netherlands - the capitol of The Netherlands is The Hague
by DamnTheBroccoli July 12, 2006
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amsterdam

tiny village in holland where all the 15-30 year old british lagerlouts that smoke weed and fuck whores hang about.

Because its such a small town all the evil weed smokers and other scum hang about in the same place as the ordinary, decent people who just want to go shopping. This scum goes around stealing cameras and stuff and then sells it to feed their weed smoking and whore fucking addictions.
I went to Amsterdamn and some fucktard stole my brand new Nikon E2200 there. I dont think I'll be going there again any time soon.
by towel401 September 14, 2004
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Amsterdam

Built by Flemish merchants in the 13th century mainly from Antwerp.
Thanks to Pulp Fiction it is now welknown for its drugs. The only attraction in this city.
Amsterdam world bordelo!
by Lee Towers October 6, 2004
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